It’s best to watch your back when you live with the Tattler. Believe me, I know this.
He’s constantly watching, making mental notes of what to report to mom. If I breathe wrong, he’ll tell. If I don’t use proper 10 and 2 position on the steering wheel, it goes on his report.
And I can’t pay him off, for fear of a double cross.
“Hey, Tattler! Here’s a dollar if you keep quiet about the pizza.”
Sure enough, he’s already reported to the other side.
I think she’s paying him off or something. I can’t use blackmail or extortion, because the police frown on that.
I have an answer for him once he read this.
I’ll blame it on his brother.